Breaking news! Physicists have discovered a new chemical element, Bachmannium (chemical symbol BM). This substance is highly unstable, with a (hopefully) short half-life. When combined with Teapartium (symbol TP), a volatile mix is immediately created, which has an acoustical signature resembling that of incoherent babbling. When BM decays from its original form, a new isodope is created. This isodope was originally thought to be another new element, Palinium.
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